fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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