We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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