About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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