so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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