Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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