So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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