he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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