she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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