A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
oh god the rape fog is back!
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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