i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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