thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I can't turn off my feet"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
