Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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