I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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