his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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