Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize