I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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