He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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