We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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