Cold hands, warm shart.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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