That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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