Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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