So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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