so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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