ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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