I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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