OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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