discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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