Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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