If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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