Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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