how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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