OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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