So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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