no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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