who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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