Its about making memories worth repressing
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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