It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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