would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i think i just lost a toe
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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