winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I need water and some morals
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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