I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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