How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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