I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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