Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.