Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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