I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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