Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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