this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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