he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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