Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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