I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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