I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Semen is not good for contacts.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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