what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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